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God! Why is every time you pick a random person to play on Draw Something they stick you with a moron 6 year old (who apparently has their own cellphone or some shit)?? I’m a grown woman who just wants to draw and play games all day, is that too much to ask! Also if you’d like to play, challenge me, GatieKeorge.

When I try to put on makeup without a mirror

whatshouldwecallme:

I don’t understand why this child even started smearing ice cream on their face? Hahah what a little fatty.

Just reminded my sister that she’s a heavy breather, then I had the brilliant thought of incorporating it into my eventual wedding speech for her. “Just so y’all know, Alex is an open-mouth, heavy breather.” 👏😄😉

Ah so sad when great things must come to an end. Another era of SNL has come and gone, I cried. 

perfectmidnightworld:

SNL Says Goodbye to Kristen Wiig // Featuring Arcade Fire & Mick Jagger

I know it’s everywhere this morning, but it’s hard not to be a little moved and impressed that Saturday Night Live took a special moment to say goodbye to their MVP of the last seven seasons, Kristen Wiig. Doing so by providing a faux graduation ceremony and farewell dance soudtracked by Arcade Fire performing covers “She’s a Rainbow” and “Ruby Tuesday”. It’s an incredibly sweet moment, made all the sweeter by seeing the differentiating interactions between the cast members; Wiig starting to cry upon hugging Hader, Armisen staring directly into her eyes with a huge smile before saying what appears to be “I love you”, Samberg coming in off the wrong side with a big swinging hug like saying “fuck it” to the tears, but maybe saddest of all, Jason Sudeikis who from the opening of the skit appears to be dealing with some heavy emotions, nearly bringing the dancing to a stop when he gives her an extended hug before slipping off into the back. By the time “Ruby Tuesday” kicked in and everyone stormed the stage, it was a big party and Amy Poehler’s provided the best template for the celebration, just jumping around having a great time with a smile as big as the stage, because in the end, it’s not fun to lose some of the best cast members that have ever graced the SNL stage, but it’s exciting as all hell to thinking of what can come next from Wiig (and apparently Samberg and Sudeikis, who are also exiting). So, it appears we’re back to rebuilding years on SNL, but atleast we got to see a fantastic send off for one of the best that has ever been. 

I’m gonna cry……

Ugh. Definitely teary eyed.

:((((((

(via yelyahwilliams)

funnyordie: TGIF: Tuesday it’s GIFs!

This tender tidbit is from You’re So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco.


First of all, I die. Second, Dave Franco, DO ME, DO ME, DO ME! Third, this is awesome and slightly mind-blowing the shit they were able to say with a straight face. (Perhaps more so because I’m a little high.) Fourth, my sociological side just wants to mention I’m proud that they are confident enough in themselves to do this and still not freak out and say “no homo”. 

funnyordieTGIF: Tuesday it’s GIFs!

This tender tidbit is from You’re So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco.

First of all, I die. Second, Dave Franco, DO ME, DO ME, DO ME! Third, this is awesome and slightly mind-blowing the shit they were able to say with a straight face. (Perhaps more so because I’m a little high.) Fourth, my sociological side just wants to mention I’m proud that they are confident enough in themselves to do this and still not freak out and say “no homo”. 

  • Sometimes when I pass people on the street, and I'm in my daily scrub/pathetically lazy outfit, I wonder if they think "she's athletic" or do they think "she's a lesbian"?
Ryan, you beautiful bitch. 

Ryan, you beautiful bitch. 

(via vogue)

It was all a dream. 

It was all a dream. 

  • I saw a gypsy on Monday. She told me, "you will have a great time on your adventure to California." She also said, "you want to end up in California right?" Why yes, yes I do. "You will." So I boughts that ticket.

God! Why is every time you pick a random person to play on Draw Something they stick you with a moron 6 year old (who apparently has their own cellphone or some shit)?? I’m a grown woman who just wants to draw and play games all day, is that too much to ask! Also if you’d like to play, challenge me, GatieKeorge.

When I try to put on makeup without a mirror

whatshouldwecallme:

I don’t understand why this child even started smearing ice cream on their face? Hahah what a little fatty.

PICKING OUT MY OUTFIT ON A MONDAY

howdoiputthisgently:

Picking out my outfit everyday*

Meoooww. 

Meoooww. 

(Source: donjonsaddiction, via hitrecordjoe)

Just reminded my sister that she’s a heavy breather, then I had the brilliant thought of incorporating it into my eventual wedding speech for her. “Just so y’all know, Alex is an open-mouth, heavy breather.” 👏😄😉

collegehumor:

Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco
Who is a fan of whom? 

Great stuff.

collegehumor:

Bill Clinton Poses with Porn Stars in Monaco

Who is a fan of whom? 

Great stuff.

Ah so sad when great things must come to an end. Another era of SNL has come and gone, I cried. 

perfectmidnightworld:

SNL Says Goodbye to Kristen Wiig // Featuring Arcade Fire & Mick Jagger

I know it’s everywhere this morning, but it’s hard not to be a little moved and impressed that Saturday Night Live took a special moment to say goodbye to their MVP of the last seven seasons, Kristen Wiig. Doing so by providing a faux graduation ceremony and farewell dance soudtracked by Arcade Fire performing covers “She’s a Rainbow” and “Ruby Tuesday”. It’s an incredibly sweet moment, made all the sweeter by seeing the differentiating interactions between the cast members; Wiig starting to cry upon hugging Hader, Armisen staring directly into her eyes with a huge smile before saying what appears to be “I love you”, Samberg coming in off the wrong side with a big swinging hug like saying “fuck it” to the tears, but maybe saddest of all, Jason Sudeikis who from the opening of the skit appears to be dealing with some heavy emotions, nearly bringing the dancing to a stop when he gives her an extended hug before slipping off into the back. By the time “Ruby Tuesday” kicked in and everyone stormed the stage, it was a big party and Amy Poehler’s provided the best template for the celebration, just jumping around having a great time with a smile as big as the stage, because in the end, it’s not fun to lose some of the best cast members that have ever graced the SNL stage, but it’s exciting as all hell to thinking of what can come next from Wiig (and apparently Samberg and Sudeikis, who are also exiting). So, it appears we’re back to rebuilding years on SNL, but atleast we got to see a fantastic send off for one of the best that has ever been. 

I’m gonna cry……

Ugh. Definitely teary eyed.

:((((((

(via yelyahwilliams)

funnyordie: TGIF: Tuesday it’s GIFs!

This tender tidbit is from You’re So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco.


First of all, I die. Second, Dave Franco, DO ME, DO ME, DO ME! Third, this is awesome and slightly mind-blowing the shit they were able to say with a straight face. (Perhaps more so because I’m a little high.) Fourth, my sociological side just wants to mention I’m proud that they are confident enough in themselves to do this and still not freak out and say “no homo”. 

funnyordieTGIF: Tuesday it’s GIFs!

This tender tidbit is from You’re So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco.

First of all, I die. Second, Dave Franco, DO ME, DO ME, DO ME! Third, this is awesome and slightly mind-blowing the shit they were able to say with a straight face. (Perhaps more so because I’m a little high.) Fourth, my sociological side just wants to mention I’m proud that they are confident enough in themselves to do this and still not freak out and say “no homo”. 

  • Sometimes when I pass people on the street, and I'm in my daily scrub/pathetically lazy outfit, I wonder if they think "she's athletic" or do they think "she's a lesbian"?

(Source: waxandmilk, via hypem)

Ryan, you beautiful bitch. 

Ryan, you beautiful bitch. 

(via vogue)

It was all a dream. 

It was all a dream. 

  • I saw a gypsy on Monday. She told me, "you will have a great time on your adventure to California." She also said, "you want to end up in California right?" Why yes, yes I do. "You will." So I boughts that ticket.
When I try to put on makeup without a mirror
PICKING OUT MY OUTFIT ON A MONDAY

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